January 2009
It is not time or opportunity that is to determine intimacy;— it is disposition...
– Jane Austen (via plainoljane)
You’re going to meet the most extraordinary men, the sexiest, brightest,...
– Milk (via filmquotes) (via expose)
my procrastination is at an all time high
story of college life. & i have a website for you. www.fmylife.com
darkgirliebrunette:
ive known about this paper and the reading for a week and a half. but have decided to put it off and put it off with the hopes that maybe it’d go away.
i was wrong.
i have till 4 to read 3 chapters, watch a movie, and write a 2 page paper.
fuck my life.
i have a short response paper on w. wordsworth’s tintern abbey & a write up on my upcoming debate about the mexican-american war to do tonight. but i’m watching as many criminal minds episodes as i possibly can. bad idea? hell no! :-D the more i watch, the better reid gets. i have to remind myself he’s a tv character, DAMN. haha
Eat lots of pancakes and break lots of hearts.
– Meghan Tonjes
Best advice I’ve ever been given.
(via allisonweiss)
Office Space
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
I’m tired & I’m worthless & I can’t go home.
– Room 410 (Call the Cops)
01.28.09
i slipped on ice & fell on my ass today on the way to the bus stop. i felt like a dumb ass. but i do look like i walked out of the early 90s (nirvana & singles era esque) so it’s okay :-D oversized flannel, black tights, black boots, short hair. i do kick ass.
Tips for Better Life
fantasyaction:
missdreass:
Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
Sleep for 7 hours
Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
Play more games.
Read more books than you did the previous year.
Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
Spend...
of 1000,
I have read 31…by the end of this semester I will have read 33 haha (one for Brontes course, another for Brit Lit). I’m an English Lit minor (maybe double major) so I gotta get to work this summer.
plainoljane:
Of the 1000 Novels Everyone Should Read, I have read a mere 70. This makes me feel not only like a shitty reader, but also a shitty person who has an English Lit degree....
so spot on.
fantasyaction:
trapeze:
heartsurgery:
janado:
skysignal:
CAPRICORN The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. AQUARIUS - The...